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Annnnnndddddd... It's a tie. We're both losers!
Pits and I made a bet just before Christmas.

Starting on Jan 9, we would see who could lose the most percentage weight in 4 months -- ending today, 5/9.

We made an agreement that there would be no exlax, no lipo, no pills. We also made anything with 1.5% a tie.

We lost a total of 111 pounds in 4 months. Pits ended up with 20.3% lost, I lost 19.6% -- so it's a tie. We're both losers.

111 fucking pounds!!!!!!!!!!!! Recognize!
Comments: 1 Fri May 09, 2008 10:30 am
Dear Senator Obama
Here's a sad story. Obama might just be our next president, but he isn't a bowler, at least not yet.

The No Limit Roofers bowling team have offered to help Senator Obama out with some bowling training sessions.

Here's our letter to Senator Obama:
I was rather disappointed in a recent story about Senator Obama's bowling skills, and I would like to help.

My team and I had a fantastic season bowling this year. Here is the statsheet (Our Team is obviously The No Limit Roofers):

We will be more than happy to provide free bowling advice and training to Senator Obama.

Seriously, Bowling is _THE_ blue collar game. How can you expect to take the battleground midwestern states with a score of 37? You'll need to average at minimum 120 to be a serious contender in Michigan.

Oh, and with our help you'd eat up either Hillary or McCain.

Thanks & best of luck
No Limit Roofers

Comments: 1 Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:07 pm
League Champs!

With 3 weeks of bowling yet to be played, four of your favorite roofers have secured the VPN Friday league championship.

Booyakasha!
Comments: 4 Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:34 am
NLR Endorses Wiggum for President

Go Ralph!
Comments: 2 Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:18 am
Merry Christmas

Ho-ho-ho & all that.

Good so far for me n mine.

I got an awesome No Limit Roofers towel to clean off my bowling ball.

Anyone get their kids anything cool?
Comments: 1 Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:55 pm
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